Discover Your Life Purpose -- A Pessimist's Guide

Your Life Purpose is your joy, right? You’ve been told your sense of purpose is somewhat like your shadow, only pastel, smiley, faintly luminescent, and generally more admirable than the rest of you... If this optimistic angle hasn't helped you find your life purpose, try this alternative punch in the gut-check. Featuring guest appearances by Tinker Bell, Katy Perry, and Karen Walker.